It's the most lumberjack time of the year...Ugh! Hipsters! Shouldn't this whole hipster thing be OVER by now? I'm afraid not. Hipsters will always be hipsters and regular folk will always be annoyed by their hipsterness. It's not that we hate people who aren't like us. It's just that the pretentiousness of it all seems so manufactured, especially during the most wonderful time of the year. It's like, guys, come on. IT IS CHRISTMAS. It's not a time for increasing your Instagram followers or standing on your anti-capitalist platform while still using an iPhone and wearing name-brand clothes. It's the time for family, friends, and maybe even some Jesus, if you're into that. It's not about your aesthetic. It's not about showing us all how trendy and unique you are. Sometimes following the sacred traditions of your culture doesn't make you a sheep. It makes you a person who enjoys the traditions of your culture.
Being super hipstery at Christmas makes you look cool to like 5 people. It makes you look like an attention-seeking, insufferable brat to the rest of the world. Especially when you do any of these 27 super insufferable hipster Christmas trends. Geometric trees? Burlap garlands? Romphims? *yawn* We have seen it all before, and we weren't impressed then. Why would we be impressed now. You're not as special as you think you are. Sorry. It's true. You're almost a cliche at this point. Wait -- is being cliche cool to hipsters now? I can't keep up. Anyway, here are some hilarious and annoying hipsters ruining Christmas because hipsters suck and they ruin everything. True story. Merry Christmas! Get Started